Howdy Texas!
First Things First
Welcome to the epicenter of our campaign in the Lone Star State. Our goal? To secure victory for “Literally Anybody Else” in the race to the White House. Currently, our focus is on obtaining the necessary support to place our candidate on the ballot. We need 131,151 signatures from registered voters who abstained from the presidential primary. It’s a formidable challenge, but with your support, we’re poised to make it happen. So, fasten your seat-belts for an electrifying journey as we strive to reshape the course of history and reclaim the mantle of leadership for the people. Together, we’re unstoppable.
First, the petition!
The state is run by both parties and they don’t make it easy but we are here because both parties are not fulfilling their duties, so we will jump these hurdles and reclaim our representation. Click to expand each step.
Print the Petition here
The petition is taken from the Texas Secretary of State’s website
Fill it out. You can use either DOB or Voter ID (VUID)
To find out your Voter ID go here:
The Driver’s license is the most successful way I’ve found.
As it says on the document, using just the date of birth may be sufficient.
Circulate it to every one you know
Let the spirit of our cause ignite your passion as you spread the word and gather support. Approach with gentle persuasion, making a compelling case for securing our rightful place on the ballot. Emphasize that this isn’t just about a vote—it’s about ensuring every voice is heard, every choice considered. By appearing on the ballot, we pave the way for a future where every vote counts, where every voice matters. And remember, our journey doesn’t end here; it’s just the beginning. Together, we’ll earn their votes, one heart, and mind at a time.
Make sure when you have someone sign that you can say this to a notary later:
“I called each signer’s attention to the above statements and read them to the signer before the signer affixed their signature to the petition. I witnessed the affixing of each signature. The correct date of signing is shown on the petition. I verified each signer’s registration status and believe that each signature is the genuine signature of the person whose name is signed and that the corresponding information for each signer is correct.”
Sign With Notary.
Circulator must sign in front of a notary. This is tedious but not as much as it sounds. You only need this on the first page.
Mail the notarized petition to me
The address is:
P.O. Box 820624
North Richland Hills, TX 76180
I have to turn it in by 13th of May with everything so you need to send it to me at least 10 days before then, Otherwise, we are cutting it close.
That’s it. That’s what we need for Texas to not have to write-in.
Second, the Talk!
Encourage people to talk about what’s important to them.
Listen, Listen, Listen
I cannot be an effective representative if I don’t have an ear toward what is important to the American people.
Don't challenge them
Not everyone has the same threshold for buy-in for me as a candidate. That’s fine. Plant the seed and move on. We don’t win hearts by bashing people’s beliefs and opinions. By definition the major political parties do have many followers. Just find who you can and collect the signature. Your time is precious and limited.
Messaging
At this phase, you can say all we are doing right now is telling the candidates that there is a bar that has been set at the average American, If the main candidates can’t beat that then Literally Anybody Else would be a safer bet as an unknown than a known corrupt candidate.
Prioritize yourself
Do not sacrifice important parts of your life for the sake of this campaign. Yes, help however and in all ways that you can, but I don’t need you doing so at the cost of your personal relationships and well being. You are important to me even when I don’t know your name.